online fortune cookie

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Every time you load or reload this page, you’ll get a random fortune cookie message up above. Reload the page and see for yourself.

Given that I’ve written all of the fortunes you see here, there’s a real good chance you’ve never read them before.

Here’s how to embed a random fortune cookie in your web site or blog. Embed my fortune cookie Google gadget with this code:

<script src="http://gmodules.com/ig/ifr?url=../
fortune_cookie/fortune_cookie.xml&synd=open&w=324&h=100&title=JetCityOrange
+fortune+cookie&border=%23ffffff%7C3px%2C1px+solid+%23999999&output=js">


I created a fortune cookie Google gadget too.

Don’ forget that these ain’t the fortune cookies you’re used to at the end of your meal, served up along side your bill. Nope. I wrote these myself. Personally.

Wikipedia describes a fortune cookie saying they contain “a piece of paper with words of faux wisdom or vague prophecy”. Sounds about right.