Random Online Fortune Cookie

Read an online fortune cookie

Here's a fun fortune cookie Google gadget. I wrote 'em so there's no way you've read them before. Trust me, these aren't the kind of fortune cookies you get at a Chinese restaurant.

Go ahead. Reload this page and read another fortune cookie. And another. See, how can you refuse a fortune cookie? (People read them whether they eat them or not. Now fess up. Don't aren't you tempted to always add "...in bed" to the end of any fortune you read outloud? (Or try adding "dot com" to the end.)

You can embed the Google gadget to a web page like I did above by using this code:

You can put a fortune cookie message on your web page for free by simply copying and pasting this HTML code into your web page:

An alternative is to use this fortune cookie RSS feed. If you do please consider linking back to JetCityOrange. Spread the insanity. TIA.

These fortune cookies are unique to JetCityOrange and are unlike any other you've every read. Why? Because I wrote them, that's why! Don't believe me? Then reload this page and read the one above again. And again... In fact, I update the pool of fortune cookie messages regularly (or at least as fast as I can come up with them).

I think we can both agree that these fortune cookies are almost guaranteed to cause more of an uproar compared to these fortune cookies. The case can be made that I'm trying to tweak you with mine. Those other guys have to remain "mainstream" and "consumer friendly". Rarely, if ever, are those labels applied to me.

Our beloved friends at Wikipedia says that fortune cookies contain "a piece of paper with words of faux wisdom or vague prophecy". Sound familiar?

(I just love these things!)