Dog Obedience Training & Commands

During break time at obedience school, two dogs started talking. One dog said to the other, "The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn all this stuff you'll never use in the real world."

The basic dog obedience commands:
  Sit
  Down
  Heel
  Come (or Here)
  Stay
  Beg
  Shake

The advanced dog obedience commands:
  Stop
  Back up
  Growl
  Steady
  Stand
  Go to bed (Go to kennel or Get in)
  Drop or drop it
  Leave it
  Take it
  Give
  Speak
  Roll Over
  Attack
  Fetch

Levels of obedience:
  Novice (Basic or companion)
  Open (Intermediate)
  Utility (Advanced)

Q: What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg?
A: Fake an orgasm