examples of W4M on craigslist

Online dating ads from craigslist W4M

We all know that craigslist is a freeform online dating site. Or dating hell as the case may be. I've shared my thoughts on dating and provided suggestions for women who post on CL.

While I in an LTR (thanks to CL) I read the W4M ads for grins. These are examples of adds (sic) I gleaned from seattle.craigslist.org recently. Let's start with one of my favorites, shall we?

I AM GOING TO BE TO THE POINT, I AM A PACIFIC NORTHWEST NATIVE. I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF CLASSY COUNTRY WITH A MODERN TWIST. I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY IN MY 28 YEARS, GROWING UP ON A FARM, COMPETING IN RODEOS WEARING WRANGLERS, ALL THE WAY TO RIDING IN A PRIVATE JET AND OWNING A 06 VETTE AND SPORTING PRADA. I LOVE TO TRAVEL, SHOP, WATER SPORTS, ATV'S, BACK PACKING, MOVIES, MOTORCYCLES, CARS...NICE CARS, HORSES, DOGS, A GOOD CHILI DOG WITH EXTRA CHEESE.

AND A SHORT ESSAY ON WHAT U R LOOKING FOR IN A LADY. I WILL RESPOND TO THOSE THAT MATCH MY NEEDS. THANKS
Well, at least she's an honest whore. BTW, I like the CAPS.

I've been married and I've been in relationships, but my kids all have four legs and I'd like to keep it that way; meaning I won't have a child. I like my job and I like the area where I live.
Hey, is that legal in this state?

I'm no saint, but I try to live a decent life filled with an indecent amount of sex...Experience-wise, I'd like to meet someone who likes to have fun, laugh a bit, teach me a few things, and can have a good conversation as we're catching our breath.
Not only do you have my attention but I'm reaching for the phone right now.

I am looking for a SWM. Diversity and differences are good in a relationship!
I can't bring myself to point out the obvious discrepency here.

I'm not going to lie I want a long term relationship, kids marriage. All of it. Of course I realize that comes with time and a great number of blow jobs, but I'm willing to put in the effort.
Good. A hard worker.

Here's reality... I am newly single. My heart was broken and I'm afraid that I may be permanently damaged...Here's what I want... a man who takes care of himself and ... cares about the environment and the legacy we leave our decendants, likes roadtrips, Vegas,...
Damaged goods and you thing Vegas is the kind of legacy we should leave our kids. Ahhh, I'll pass.

Some things you should know I'm a single mom expecting another.
In other words, someone else knocked you up and now you're horny. Again. How attractive.

I prefer 30-38, tall'ish since I'm a little over 5'8", not too out of shape (though just an FYI that I'm a full figured/thick girl if you care)
Where I come from, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

If you drive a Prius, Vespa, or ride the bus for ecological reasons, we probably aren't going to get along very well.
Why? Because I'm an eco-pig.

I am a social drinker, jack is my best friend, we socialize often.
Lemme guess: you're not a 12 stepper?

I'm a perfect size 10, I just keep it padded with fat to keep it from gettin scratched.
10 points for a sense of humor.

If you do respond, please be between 26-32 (45 is not between 26-32 but this seems to be a common mistake here on CL).
Ah-ha. I see you've used craigslist before.

Penis pictures will be distributed to gay friends along with your e-mail address. Plan on being mocked mercilessly.
Humor wins points.

why are men liars. Do any of you still have a flick of romance, passion left in you? I hate men, are you able to change that? My heart has been torn out and ripped out and he doesn't even know... why should I tell him when I have before he doesn't give a shit.... I am looking for passion and friendship with someone honest and caring. Oh and extremely good looking.
Let me step into this trap, please. I love pain, rejection, and odds stacked against me. Really, I do.

If you are emotionally unavailable, unemployed, prone to using people (with justification of course),somewhat verbally abusive, selfish, self-centered, egotistical and a commitment phobe... Your my kind of guy. Let's hook up. Send a pic because all of your flaws have to be outweighed by your extreme good looks.
Me to a T.

If we go out, you are paying. I am old fashion and some men these days think that it's okay to let a lady pay. Who raised them anyways? This is part of the family value thing comes into play here too.
Thanks for disqualifying yourself.

BBW shopping early for Christmas - 42
I'm a plus size woman looking to fill my shopping list before Christmas comes around. There are certain things I have had in life and others I haven't.
1. Italian
2. Arab
3. Pakistani
4. Indian
5. Pacific Islander
I've dated black, white and Mexican, but a big girl loves to eat and I haven't tasted any of the above. Anyone care to help a girl out?
Come sit on Ms. Claus' lap and tell me if you've been a good boy or bad...

I am in my 30's and prefer clean cut, professional, caucasian /foreign/Indian/Middle East/Asian men. I am Petite, blond...
She's looking for what I call ABB, anything but Black. Your parents must be so proud of you. Oh wait, I forgot where you learned to be a bigot.