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download free custom Windows sound files

Free Windows Sounds (WAV files)






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Download & Install Custom Windows Sounds

Now you can change the sounds your computer makes using these WAV files. Use them as replacement Windows sounds for things like start Windows, exit Windows, default beep, etc. Better yet, put them on friends and co-workers' machines. They make great prank material!

Listen to all of the sounds in the player. After you decide which ones you want to use, simply right click on filenames below the player. Select Save File As to save it to your hard disk. Then use the Sounds and Audio Devices Control Panel (Start/Settings/Control Panel/Sounds and Audio Devices/Sounds) to assign it to a specific Windows event.

When you're done here be sure to explore the other sound files on the left.

default beep sounds

i kinda doubt it  •  that didn't work  •  critical stop  •  ctl-alt-del  •  did you really think
better luck next time  •  do not go past go  •  i don't want to do that
your corner of the universe  •  did your mother  •  gimme a break  •  gotcha
is that the way  •  oh no you didn't


start Windows sounds

reluctant startup  •  around here yesterday  •  come on in  •  come on in 2
hello  •  kicked you out yesterday  •  look who's back  •  nice ass  •  you again
welcome back  •  welcome back 2  •  what the cat drug in  •  your name is phil


exit Windows sounds

be gone with you  •  brought to you by  •  bye later see ya
good-bye  •  if you insist  •  long good-bye  •  put the mouse down  •  see ya next time
step away from the keyboard  •  you do this every time  •  we're done here

misc. Windows sounds

come over here  •  mama raise a fool  •  oh no you don't  •  sez who since when
10 minutes to stop that  •  take a deep breath  •  where do i start  •  stop stop stop  •  no no no
think about it  •  no really  •  since when  •  don't beat all  •  there is no way  •  to my face

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